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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine? If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks."

"The titanic is all like... ""I nominate all my passengers for the ice bucket challenge"""

"I just can't get behind gay jokes."

"I like my coffee the way I like my women... ... Pale and weak."

"My kleptomania has always been a challenge, but stealing from this bakery really takes the cake."

"What does Sonic say on Ramadan? ""Gotta go fast!"""

"Today I'm 45. But with the wind chill I feel like 32."

"And now a mediocre blonde joke: what do you call a blonde who dyes her hair Artificial intelligence"

"What beer goes best with pizza? Pepper-Peroni"

"What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common? Potato quality"