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Joke of the Day
"What did Allen Ginsberg say upon being intoduced to Lawrence Ferlinghetti? Howl do you do ?"
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"Why don't birds ever wear underwear? Because their pecker is on their head."
"What fruit do Romeo and Juliet eat? Cantelope"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... orders a beer and a mop."
"What other body parts did Voldemort not have apart from his nose? His legs and arms.. because he was disarmed and defeated."
"Do not squander your short time on earth acquiring worldly possessions. Instead, try to get laid a lot."
"*Claps along at an opera*"
"Why should you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything.."
"Saw a cow jump over a barbed wire fence today... It was udder destruction."
"Please don't be curly Please don't be curly Please don't be curly I pray to myself as I pull a hair from my mouth while eating Chinese food"