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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say when he hit concrete? Dam(n)."
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"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel? Sparky"
"Why would the jewish cannibal eat you? For-Skin"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man?... How do you eat with that?"
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."
"Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
"So ISIS attacker hid IEDs inside his rectum and detonated it.. What was the last thing that went through this terrorist mind? His ass of course lol. P.s. This is from a true story"
"To successfully fight a bear, strike it firmly in the sternum with an open palm. Congratulations. You are now fighting a bear."
"heres law school: ""sustained"" is basically ""settle down beavis."" ""overruled"" also means ""settle down beavis,"" but to the other guy instead"
"I've spent the past few months looking for my ex-boyfriends' killer but no one will do it."