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Joke of the Day

"Treat your woman like a princess. Spice up your relationship & have her kidnapped. Then do mushrooms & swim through the sewers to find her."

"why was 6 afraid of 7 because 789"

"I came up with a suspenseful joke about cheese... Queso here it goes...."

"Well, they warned me that I'd go blind if I kept doing that... Sitting too close to the TV."

"The shittiest joke I know. A: My book is coming out soon! B: Really?Cool, congratulations. A: Thanks. I probably shouldn't have eaten it in the first place, though."

"Direct from my 8-year old: How do nursing babies blow their noses? With breast tissue."

"[talking to bouncer] Me:let me in Bouncer: not after last time Me:would a Washington convince you? Bouncer: no George Washington: c'mon man"

"They asked me where I would be in 5 years... I said I don't know I don't have 2020 vision."

"Regarding the molestation jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but molestation... Is a very touchy subject. I'm sorry. Did that joke rub you the wrong way?"

"After realising that I had accidentally eaten my clone, I shat myself."