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Joke of the Day

"Treat your woman like a princess. Spice up your relationship & have her kidnapped. Then do mushrooms & swim through the sewers to find her."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthem ! Anthem who ? You Anthem devil you !"

"What body part do adults have two of and children have four of? Kidneys."

"Shout out to politicians for keeping the word ""folks"" alive."

"Dating is a lot like parking All the good ones are taken. The rest take a bunch of effort or are handicapped."

"How hot was that oven? That they baked you in? Because you're hotter than a freshly baked Pizza!"

"Why did Luke Skywalker never really know his father? Because he was a child of da'force"

"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Then I saw her arguing with him about money. Now I see Santa drinking by himself."

"So, as I was bleeding internally... ...I was dying inside. (bad joke)"

"I went to read the dictionary, but... My aardvark had the exact same idea before me. He didn't really get far."