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Joke of the Day

"What's yellow and black and makes you laugh: A bus full of niggers going over a cliff."

"My mom told me to stop watching TV and read something. So I turned on the subtitles."

"What do you call a women with 1 leg? ilene"

"My boss just informed me that a birthday is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am."

"There are two types of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from an incomplete dataset, and"

"90% of Men in Chicago have had shower sex The other 10% have never been to prison."

"What's the definition of eternity 4 blondes at a 4 way stop"

"Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is"

"My public masturbation was going smoothly until.. ..I got off on a tan gent"

"I have a dream, that all men are created equal. Just a bunch of regular men. Like, no ""super"" men for instance - Martin Lex Luthor King"