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Joke of the Day

"I will say something deep. I built a robot that digs. Deep."

"Are you even really committed to going green if you don't use both sides of the toilet paper?"

"Man who go to bed with itchy bum Wake up with smelly finger. Is fact."

"What does a Spanish dog say at the marina? Bark-o."

"Which November holiday is a weed smoker's favorite? Danksgiving."

"Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair? Because it was a wrecked tangle"

"Doctor: You are very sick! The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too..."

"I asked my blonde girlfriend to shave her pussy for me I didn't realize Calico's were that skinny."

"What do you call a Belgian with a cold? Phlegmish"

"What did the baby corn say? what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn."