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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair? Because it was a wrecked tangle"

"""Son, would you like to go to college some day, or would you like to keep ordering guac? Your choice."""

"What do you call Bob Marley when he wears glasses? Rasta-four-eyes"

"Why do pencils shave? To look sharp"

"Movie joke: Sling Blade ""Two fellers was peein' off a bridge. One said the water's cold. Other the the water's deep.... I think one of 'em was from Arkansas mhmm."""

"Did you all see the shots fired at the Democratic debate just now!!???? Hillary really took aim at Bernie over gun control."

"Restless Leg Syndrome I found out I have restless leg syndrome so I started wearing a Fitbit to bed. I get at least 10,000 steps a night."

"So a homeless guy asked me to give him $20 to hold him off until payday. I asked him when payday was, and he replied, ""How would I know, you're the one who's working."""

"What do you call your mum who is shorter than you? A minimum."

"I can see you're upset. Maybe you should post more about it on Facebook. That should eliminate any more drama."