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Joke of the Day
"I asked my blonde girlfriend to shave her pussy for me I didn't realize Calico's were that skinny."
Next Joke
"I was at a golf course... And I asked a lady, who looked like a regular ""Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?"". She answered ""About an inch""."
"My friend has Tourettes. He doesn't have a bank account. He has a swear jar."
"- How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? - That is a military secret. If I told you I'd have to kill you."
"Why did Brazil lose the World Cup? Weak back."
"Q: What's gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant."
"Who's the most racist super hero? White Power Ranger!"
"[Shark Tank] Ok hear me out. -Alright. It's an airplane made out of cats. -But why? It cant crash. Always lands on it's feet. -Please leave."
"What did the Jewish baby say to the Rabbi? Keep the tip."
"what idot caled his song ""thrift shop"" insted of ""goodwill hunting"""