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"Masturbation comes in handy. Literally"
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"the ideal number of pillows should be on a bed is 6-10."
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"My parallel parking skills are unparalleled."
"A girl asked her boyfriend what the Kamasutra was... He replied ""Let me put it this way"""
"Date: Do u have any allergies? Me: I'm allergic to raisins. They make me cry D: That's an unusual reaction M: They could've been wine!!"
"Why did vegan cross the road? Because chicken came to his side."
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? ... Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?"
"Why does Puff Daddy have nice hair? Because Sean Combs."
"Don't you hate it when... [NSFW] ...you could have actually viewed that Reddit post at work?"