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Joke of the Day
"Masturbation comes in handy. Literally"
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"What did the ram say as his lover lay on her deathbed? There will never be another ewe."
"Piracy dates back to the 14th century, when armed criminals boarded ships and viciously watched movies that weren't out yet"
"I just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"New Year's Resolution- Date more models... Edit: Date more Edit: Date again LAST Edit: Stop crying while masturbating"
"You find love when you're not looking for it, and you can't find it when you really want to. It's sh!t like this that makes me drink."
"If there is no complaining after a glass utensil is broken in your home... You can bet your ass it was broken by your mom."
"There are 3 types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? Ya think it be R, but it's da C!"
"Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Dr: Yes. Me: No."