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Joke of the Day
"Masturbation comes in handy. Literally"
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"Cats are like rapists My cat is a lot like a rapist. He has no concept of the words ""Stop"" and ""No!"""
"My dentist not only specializes in treating cavities, but he also sells gasoline for your car. Basically he runs two filling stations."
"A man wakes up in a hospital, after a serious accident. He yells ""Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor responds ""I know. I amputated your arms."""
"Why would Donald Trump make a great addition to The Walking Dead? All he wants to do is build a wall."
"Why do Black people like Kia so much? Because it has Soul."
"What do you wear when it's raining homophobia? A straight jacket."
"Mexican word of the day ""Budweiser"" That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?"
"Things I trust more than Trump 1.Flint, Michigan water 2.Bill Cosby drinks 3.Elevator rides with Ray Rice 4.Donated blood from Magic Johnson 5.Casey Anthony with my kid"
"Warning: Alcohol may make people appear more fcukable than they actually are."