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Joke of the Day

"{Prison Diary Day 7} Nobody is respecting the Swear Jar"

"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera."

"A local establishment wants to press charges on me for getting an erection on their property. Luckily for me, they have no hard evidence."

"the refrigerator is a clear example that what matters is whats inside"

"What's the difference between a run-down bus stop and a big-breasted lobster? One is just a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 is a six offender."

"Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun? Because they're not real."

"4-year-old: What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door? Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific? 4: No reason."

"Whenever I see an elderly person who looks lost and confused, I stop and take a moment to feed 'em a peanut."

"""Hello?"" ""Hi it's me"" ""Oh hi me"""