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Joke of the Day
"I have the eyes of a hawk, the ears of a fox... and a lifetime ban from the zoo."
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"Dad: Why do you smell like weed? Me: How do you know what weed smells like?! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :("
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