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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying I want a divorce, it's just that sometimes 50% custody sounds pretty appealing."

"just said ""Deep Homo"" by accident instead of ""Home Depot"" & am tryingnto laugh it off oops they're watching me tweet now gotta go"

"What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70? Your honor."

"I wanted to report the police for damaging my luggage while searching my car But the case got thrown out of court"

"Professor: Today's exam is written. Next week we will do oral Class in unison: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"

"No matter how adorable you think your young son is, it's best you not refer to him as a ""lady killer"", it might end up being true."

"Whoever you are, you can't deny that Harry Potter & the Fallopian Tubes sounds like a legitimate title. Don't act like you wouldn't read it."

"What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo cluck !"

"I've just burned the Koran... ...to CD if anyone wants a copy."

"Last night in bed, my wife said we should try some role reversal. So I told her, I had a headache."