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Joke of the Day
"VW just released a new diesel car... It's called the Cheetah. ... credits to a colleague at work"
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"Psychic wanted: You know where to apply."
"What's the difference between a politician and a catfish? One's a bottom-dwelling, muck-sucker and the other is a fish."
"What do you call Batman when he skips out on church? Christian Bale."
"OMG, you guys, there's a button on this stove that says ""Stop Time"". Should I press it??"
"Lance Armstrong interviewed before a competition - How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France? - I'm gonna give 110%"
"Two guys walk into a bar 3rd guy: ""You dummies never learn. Walk around."""
"How are beer nuts like deer nuts? You can find a small bag of each under a buck."
"I caught two teens smoking pot behind my office. Ten minutes later, my boss caught two teens and myself smoking pot behind my office."
"My wife was harassing me to do some work around the house. I said, ""If I wanted a nag, I would have married a horse."""