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Joke of the Day

"Oh you graduated from DeVry too?! Which month were you?"

"What's a pedophile's favorite shoe? White Vans"

"Why are waste facility managers so successful? Because they're always on top of their shit!"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist fuck"

"Did you hear the joke about the gorilla? Apparently, it's not for kids."

"Some say Steve Jobs died too young. Others say it was simply an homage to Apple's attitude towards battery life."

"Judge: Sir, need I remind you that you are under oath? Goldfish defendant: Yes."

"Why is fishing called fishing and hunting is not called deering or birding?"

"If I am ever on life support, unplug me ... ... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"Why does the couple at the beginning of a scary movie always have to be happy & sexy why can't it be like, Pat & Deb, 56 & 54, IBS sufferers"