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Joke of the Day

"I'm such a cougar magnet. And I'm not talking about middle aged women either, I'm talking about REAL FUCKING COUGARS!"

"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"

"An asian man goes to the eye doctor... Doctor: ""Sir you have cataracts."" Asian man: ""No I drive a honda."""

"So I farted in an apple store Everyone got mad so I said too bad you don't have windows"

"sir this ouija board is broken, it keeps spellin stuff like 'wah hoo!' and 'lets a-go!' ""hmm it looks like youve bought a luigi board, pal"""

"Adopt a Highway ""When do you think it is a safe age to tell a highway it's been adopted?"""

"No Job ?? Better Blow-Job than No-Job !"

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Free You racist fuck"

"Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush? In his Master P room."

"What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera? A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots."