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Joke of the Day
"How many sides does a pentagon have? Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."
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"How can you call it love when you're crying more than smiling."
"I lost a lot of teeth eating candy at the wrong time of day. Just as her husband got home."
"I'll never understand why the guy that invented braille didn't just put the dots in shape of the actual letters."
"A cook married a hacker, on their first night. there is a cock and a hooker"
"Some people are here for laughs. Some for therapy. Some for sex. Me? I'm here to learn the difference between your and you're."
"What's the difference between a toilet and a sink? Titanic didn't toilet."
"My hips don't lie. The bastards run around telling everybody how much I like donuts."
"The Zen Master ordered a hotdog and said..... I want one with everything"
"I'm basically just waiting to eat again."