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Joke of the Day
"You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white."
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"If gas prices keep going up I'm cutting off the bottom of my car and I'm ""Flintstoning"" That mf!"
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"My wife told me to stop making holocaust puns today Im telling Jew i did Nazi that coming"
"What should you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."
"Me: Hi, what's a good school binder for my 10yo girl here? Clerk: Trapper Keeper? Me: Haha, no, she's my own daughter."
"What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one."
"Me: Jesus. Get the kids inside Wife: What's wron- Me: *running* JUST GET THE DAMN KIDS INSIDE [a bee flies off of the lens of my binoculars]"
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"Why do dentists recommend jpeg? It is a flossy compression method."