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Joke of the Day
"What's hindi for milf? Mumbae"
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"""Honey, why are there broken condoms on the backyard?"" And that's when his wife replied shouting: ""I ALREADY TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING THE KIDS THAT!"""
"What do you call a terrorist from Paris? A Paririst"
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care"
"11: You know what would be really ironic? Me: No, what? 11: If someone died in their...living room. The Twitter is strong in this one."
"Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? p p"
"What do you get when you drop a Piano on an army base? A flat major."
"Wife: Who is the prettiest of my friends? Me: your mother, why? W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again."
"WHY DOES THIS BOTTLE OF BODY WASH HAVE DIRECTIONS PRINTED ON IT"
"What do a gynecologist and pizza delivery man have in common? They both can smell it, just can't eat it."