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Joke of the Day

"WHY DOES THIS BOTTLE OF BODY WASH HAVE DIRECTIONS PRINTED ON IT"

"I like my women like, I like my coffee Illegally imported from an exotic location, and purchased amorally like a commodity."

"How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?? Ovary-sy"

"What Would The Rocks Boyfriend Be Called? Fruity Pebble.."

"Donald Trump can prove he's not a misogynist by banning ""Just For Men"" And Make America Gray Again."

"A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk' to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill."

"If I had a dollar for every gender that exists.... I'd have two dollars."

"What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach? A tangent"

"My uncle died on 9/11 Those buildings can come out of nowhere."