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Joke of the Day

"Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late '90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends."

"Why was hans crying at dinner? Because the meat was Chewy."

"Why do all Gas Station restrooms look like you just walked in on an exorcism."

"I hope college lives up to the hype All my notebooks say ""college ruled"" so it must've been somewhat fun"

"Who won the 1940 Tour De France? The 7th Panzer division"

"90% of parenting is waiting for the other parent to do something about it."

"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks ""why the long face?"" The horse unable to understand human speech promptly takes a dump on the floor and leaves"

"What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread? Inbred."

"A gunmen shoots up a clothing store.. So many casual tee's"

"What do you call something that's impossible due to physics? Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day."