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Joke of the Day
"What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?.. They go Bar Hopping!..."
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"Why do cows have hooves? Because they lac-tose!"
"I wanted the day off work today so I phoned my boss to tell him I was sick... He said ""You don't sound sick."" I said ""I'm fucking my sister, is that sick enough for you?"" Well... I got the day off."
"Did you hear about the women who got wooden breast implants? A punchline would be funny here, Wooden Tit?"
"[wife calls] did you write ""make all the traps from home alone"" on the calendar [me at hardware store holding paint cans and feathers] ""no"""
"All conspiracy theories are false. They're cooked up by the government to distract people from what they're doing."
"The Millionaire by Ivor Fortune"
"How do you put a condom on a elephant? You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh."
"What did 2 say to 3 about 6? Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!"
"Girl, are you an unicorn? Because I wish you were real... ...Damn I am lonely"