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Joke of the Day

"What did 2 say to 3 about 6? Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!"

"These cat babies are straight up gangsta. I'm going to name them all after Friends characters. The one I hate will be Ross."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke? Pizza jokes can't be topped! :D"

"[Request] Jokes or puns about a broken arm. Friend broke his arm and I'm trying to cheer him up, can be insulting if you want."

"Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide..."

"Damn girl, are you Miley Cyrus? I fucking hate you."

"Why did the billionaire keep winning at Poker? He played his Trump card."

"If I had a time machine, I would just keep going back to bed."

"Newspapers are missing the obvious headline for Target's Canadian stores closing down... TARGET MISSES THE MARK"

"If Ekans is Snake backwards and Abroc is Cobra backwards... What does that say for Muk?"