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Joke of the Day
"What did 2 say to 3 about 6? Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!"
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"Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson"
"Jokes site,help! Time a go,i read about a site in which there are plenty of jokes in this subreddit..graphically,it was very minimal.Could someone help me?"
"What does ""fingering a girl"" and ""using a chainsaw"" have in common? [NSFW] If you hold at the wrong position your finger goes down the shitter."
"I only break out my Cookie Monster impression if a date is going terribly or really well."
"What's the difference between Brussel sprouts and snot? .. Kids don't eat Brussel sprouts !"
"Just found $4 on the ground. Well, more like $2.40 after my ex wife claims her share"
"I tried tricking an Inuit guy last night... ...but he was having Nunavut"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just look for the fresh prints."
"I quit my job and handed in my badge and gun to my boss, he said, why do you have a gun? You work at McDonald's."