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Joke of the Day

"I hate when my wife says ""GO WAIT IN THE CAR"" because I'm not sure if she's talking to me or the kids."

"So I was talking to a Christian mother We were talking and she said ""I tell my kids Santa doesn't exist, I don't want them to believe in stuff that isn't real."""

"Chemistry joke as told by my teacher Organic Chemistry is hard, if you don't study for the test you'll be in alkynes of trouble."

"I buy my son a hot chocolate so after he quits burning his mouth I know mine is safe to drink."

"Did you know that nuns have to eat a banana with a knife and fork?"

"Why is it so hard for men to get on Christian Mingle? Only women get a ""SUBMIT"" button."

"My VW Beetle can't deliver when I want a ""GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY"" honk. It's all, ""Hi! Let's get a latte after you move just a smidge!"""

"Think about it from the other side. Think about the hangover movies from chow's perspective..."

"Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing? Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer"

"A man hobbles into a McDonald's and walks up to the counter. He proceeds to place his order of 1 hot fudge sundae. The cashier asks him ""Crushed nuts?"". ""No."" He says, ""Hip replacement""."