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Joke of the Day

"I hate when my wife says ""GO WAIT IN THE CAR"" because I'm not sure if she's talking to me or the kids."

"Last call for me is when my phone is at 10% battery."

"*Signs into Facebook ""If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best"" is posted everywhere *Agrees *Deletes Facebook"

"What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text? Poe-etry"

"It's funny how different the Clintons turned out... One has a stick up her ass and the other is trying to put his stick in everyone else's ass!"

"What's the motto of the Singaporean police? Big Brudder is watching you"

"Question: In China... ...is everything ""Made in China""?"

"Friday night is Fred Flintstone sliding down the dinosaur's back."

"If everything is going your way You're in the wrong lane"

"Why was the challah bread good at defending itself? Because it was made of Judo (Jew dough)"