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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the useless piece of skin on the dick? The man"
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"What's a polar bear? It's a Cartesian bear after a coördinate transform."
"A black first-grader runs home crying -Mommy mommy all my friends at school make fun of me cause I have a gigantic penis. His mom looks at him weird and says- ""Nigga you 17"""
"Want to hear something really fun about science? You would. Nerd."
"What breed will Donald Trumps dog be if he wins the election? A Border Collie"
"Every time you reach under the couch for something a giant spider must choose whether or not to give up its secure location."
"Ice cubes are very badass I mean they float around their own blood"
"If you love someone, set them fee. If they don't come back, call them up later when you're drunk."
"Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds? He got the shakes instead."
"My 6' tall female friend complains that she can't ever find pants long enough to fit. Try Amazon.com"