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Joke of the Day
"What do black people and bikes have in common? Both get thrown out when they have no use"
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"Why are Japanese people so good at judo? You can't ippon a Nippon."
"I wanted to take a grad level Psych class on Freud, in my sophomore year. But the professor wouldn't let me. She said I was too Jung"
"If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex... Would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?"
"In a recent blind taste test, a bunch of shit got spilled all over the place."
"A penny lies below the cliff where a jew and black man jumps from, who wins? We don't have enough information to conclude who's likely to win"
"I'm at a hockey game and the players weren't really trying but then a guy 5 rows up yelled ""come on"" and then they tried harder."
"I was just about to get offended by a stranger on the Internet when I remembered I'm not an idiot."
"This guy went for an interview with Buzzfeed What happened next will shock you"
"This town's government... ""This town's government is excellent and spends your tax dollars efficiently."""