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Joke of the Day

"What were Jeffery Dahmer's last words when confronted about social awkwardness leading to his crimes? ""If you can't eat them, boil them."""

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"When I stayed over at my girlfriend's house, her extremely conservative father wouldn't let us sleep together. Which was a shame, because he is very attractive."
"[A Sex Joke] Get Your Jokes On Q. Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes? Answer : ""Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"""
"Q: How does an elephant climb a tree? A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up."
"How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb? Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)"
"Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet."
"A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation for the Abandoned Children's Home...so I gave him my kids."
"A man tried to keep two crows illegally as pets! He was arrested for attempted murder."
"Q: April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims."
"How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone? ""It's not a tuba!"""