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Joke of the Day
"What's a duck's favorite drug ? Quack"
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"What is a trailer park's favorite game? Twister"
"Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile? Mohammed responded ""Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!"""
"The Oscars so white I gotta wear shades."
"A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear, and she asks it.... ""Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?"" The bear responds: ""No, I'm stuffed."""
"If I was a girl my best friend would have to come untangle me at least twice a week because I tried to take my bra off through my sleeve"
"Knock Knock! Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the pool please, I'm dwaoning!"
"What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? They both know how to throw a good hoe down."
"Al Pacino's brother is steaming that his parents... named him Cap."
"Yo mamma is so lazy and dumb... She thought Jungle Gym was Tarzan's cousin! Original. You're welcome."