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Joke of the Day

"How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man? Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!!?!"

"""And the award for Most British Name goes to..."" *Benedict Cumberbatch takes a sip of gin with his eyes closed* ""Helena Bonha-"" *spews*"

"I tried smoking hash the other day... But I couldn't get to corned-beef lit."

"Like my Uncle used to say, the best part of Twenty one year olds... ...is there's twenty of them."

"I told her it's been a while. She told me that was fine. It's just like riding a bike. Now she's mad I checked her for proper inflation"

"[OC] What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed? Hypotenuse"

"What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike? Rev"

"Why do Mexicans love six flags ... Because they can get a abortion and go on rides"

"I took one of those online IQ tests ... And got a 404. I'm a super genius!"

"Today I saw a girl wearing camouflage pants. They didn't show her ass very well."