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Joke of the Day

"How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man? Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!!?!"

"What's big, gray, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."

"I wish people would stop only talking about Jesus and just start acting like him."

"I realized that haven't done the Hokey Pokey in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it's all about."

"Genie: I shall grant you three wis- Me: I wish my ex would fall back in love with me Genie: here's the thing Jeff, Kate's with me now..."

"What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit"

"[TRYING TO IMPRESS NEW GIRLFRIEND] 'Oh yeah, I love to cook!' *removes salad from the microwave"

"Dress for the job you want others to think you have."

"Obama's announcement Today, President Obama announced that, after January 20th, the official title of ""U.S. Government"" will be changed to include quotation marks around Government."

"So impolite of people to sneak up on you while you're talking shit about them."