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Joke of the Day

"so an athlete tries doping for the first time for not getting caught, he runs slow."

"What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there? Arrrh, it's driving me nuts"

"Of course Donald Trump has a big dick. How did you think he was going to fuck all of America from the White House?"

"I just saw Iron Lady. Marvel really dropped the ball on that one..."

"Bonnie said I should join the Facebook like she did. Said its good way to get in touch with friends. Lord, at my age I'd need a ouija board"

"Web MD should go ahead and sell caskets."

"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"There was a kidnapping at school today... But don't worry, he woke up"

"How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb? One"

"Sex Joke So an egg walked up to a sperm and said, ""You cum here often."""