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Joke of the Day
"What's up late and optimistic?"
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"I was once a man stuck in a woman's body Then my mother gave birth"
"This girl won't stop crying because I told her that selfie filters wear off in 6 months."
"There once was a man named Brent He made poems wherever he went The poems were fine But on the very last line He added too many syllables"
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter."
"I'm German and Jewish. I hate myself"
"Why do people from Istanbul always swim? Because they're constant in a pool."
"Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic? Because he enjoys living in denial."
"please bring me a bottle of your freshest wine no more of this cheap old stuff"
"Why didn't the bike go to the car show? Because he was two tired."