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Joke of the Day
"NSSSA -National Stutter Association."
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"Kid: But dad I don't want to go to Australia. Dad: Shut and keep digging"
"Why aren't cowboy jokes funny? Ya herd one, ya herd em all."
"What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !"
"Looking out the hospital window while mom is resting on bed. That was either dad or superman falling of the roof."
"I think the reason old people sleep in separate bedrooms is so they don't have to wake up next to someone dead."
"""Archeology is just like search and rescue only everyone's been dead for 5,000 years, so there's no rush"""
"What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together? 20 after 1."
"I bet even your farts smell good."
"ME: What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: [calling out to me as I exit the park] Why are you leaving??!! Is it something I said?"