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Joke of the Day

"I once knew a women who started walking five miles a day when she turned 60... . Well, she's 99 now and we have no idea where she is."

"What did Star Trek teach millions of kids? To boldly split infinitives!"

"Dentist switches lamp on: ""Now open wide"" Moth dental assistant: *repeatedly flies into bulb* Dentist: ""This has to stop Denise"""

"I can't stop watching the Hunger Games movies... ...I have a heroine addiction."

"If Lebron's so much better than Jordan then explain to me why Bugs Bunny has never once asked for his help in a game. Cant argue with facts."

"What is green and flying over Poland? Peter Panski"

"Where does Iron man get his e-mail? Fe-mail"

"""You know what would make a good gift for this 3yr old? A harmonica."" - people without kids"

"Who's the dankest pokemon? Vaporeon"

"If you bury someone in the wrong place then you have made a grave mistake."