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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together? Jackaloping"
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"The people in commercials care about me & want to help."
"This is not funny. I thought you said your joke was funny. It's not my joke."
"How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Tires need changing too you know!"
"What do you get when you're outside too long on a cold night? (OC) Arcdick"
"What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?? Irene"
"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury."
"I disagree, but I respect your right to be stupid.!"
"""What did you do today, mommy?"" ""I invented names, like 'Grand Theft Anal' and 'Mortal Cumbath"" on Twitter, and you?"""
"When your kid makes a funny face, say they will stick that way, then show them the thousands of girls with duck lips on Instagram."