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Joke of the Day
"Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?"
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"He died doing what he loved...failing to read my mind."
"Why can not Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black."
"My doctor told me I should do something about my athlete's foot. But that's what makes me such a fun guy."
"Every time I have a big bowel movement I say thank you to my digestive system. For putting up with my shit."
"[diet journal] day 1: hungry day 2: hungry day 3: hungry day 4: ate neighbor"
"I've recently obtained a book on the guidelines of masturbation So far, I've stuck to it."
"America is in labor now Soon we will know if it's a boy or a girl."
"ROOMMATE: Big date later? ME: [combs hair] Yes R: Where? M: [fixes tie] The woods R: Is it with a bear again? M: [dabs honey behind ears] No"
"What does a french sheep say? Ca ba?"