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Joke of the Day
"If you are looking for a way to describe olive oil, how about ""yellow and you can't drink it"""
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"How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff? Tell them it will ""cleanse toxins."""
"""You've got a friend in me."" - Cannibals, probably"
"What do you call a self absorbed lobster? A little shellfish! I'll^see^myself^out..."
"""WHAT DO WE WANT?"" ""A BETTER STRUCTURE FOR MEASUREMENT OF TIME THAT ISN'T AN ILLUSION CREATED BY MAN"" ""WHEN DO WE WANT IT?"" ... ""shit"""
"I should start a sandwich shop that only sells flatbreads. You'd be able to select your own fillings. I'll call it ""Pita this, pita that"""
"What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can? 1 dead baby in 5 trash cans"
"[pirate ship] Pirate: Walk the plank Me: *struts down like nobody's business* Pirate: wait come back that was awesome you're one of us now"
"I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker... Cant wait to see my new cock"
"Did you hear about the fire at the campground? It was in tents"