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Joke of the Day

"What did the clitorus say to its neighbor when he moved out of town.. See you labia"

"A baby seal walks into a club... ..."

"Do you know what my friend said before he kicked the bucket? He said, ""Look how far I can kick this bucket."""

"What do you call a censored DMX song? A really good instrumental"

"I found a ""Fresh Baked Bread"" scented candle I bought it because I love the smell of fresh bread. But when I lit it, it smelled like toast."

"A blue whale produces 400 gallons of sperm when he ejaculates... [NSFW] And you wonder why the sea tastes so salty..."

"I bet cannibals were really disappointed by elbow macaroni."

"Did you hear about the first gay bar in Saudi Arabia? It's called: Allahu Cock-bar!"

"What type of sea creature do Chinese fishermen catch? Crust-asian"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I dont mind doing a 5km but I cant be fucked doing a 10km run"