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Joke of the Day

"What did the clitorus say to its neighbor when he moved out of town.. See you labia"

"She discovered that a hung jury is nowhere near as exciting as it sounds."

"What do you call smart boobs? Scientits"

"What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces? Guacamole."

"Cheap prostitutes are like coffee If you put your dick in them it's gonna burn"

"So I peed on my phone last night man was I pissed."

"A black guy walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender then says ""Well that's special, where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" says the parrot"

"Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out? Because Ken always came in another box."

"A penis lives a hard life His neighbor's nuts, he lives accross from an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, everyone calls him a dick, and his owner beats him."

"(JOKE).""KERMIT THE FROG"" vanndukeandsammy sammy:what is kermit the frog favorite food?....vann duke: I don't know,tell me what is kermit the frog favorite food?....sammy:french flies!"