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Joke of the Day

"Request: Gimme your best white people jokes. Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes? Let me hear something different."

"My wife has a seashell tattooed on the inside of her leg if you lay your ear on it, you smell the sea"

"If I was the last person on earth... I would be the best in everything."

"I guess you could call her a trophy wife. She's tattooed with the names of the previous winners."

"I just HATE people that make gay jokes... Fucking assholes..."

"What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of sheet!"

"How do you stop volcanoes from erupting? Give them earth control pills*!* heh heh heh..."

"In retrospect, the kidnapping was going according to plan until I blew my nose on the rag I'd soaked with chloroform."

"My stepmom fell into a wishing well I was amazed- I never thought they worked"

"What's an ig? A snow house with no dumper. ^I'm ^so ^sorry. ^Deleting ^my ^account."