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Joke of the Day
"All dick jokes are essentially the same they just vary in length."
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"I once dated a woman named Kim who hated to be called Kimberly. Then I dated a woman named Chelsea who really hated to be called Kimberly"
"My girlfriend started biting her lip to look sexy... How do I tell her it's supposed to be the bottom lip?"
"It's not my fault that I'm lazy. It walks in the family."
"What's the difference between a brown noser and a shit head? Depth perception."
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"I just ate a salad that was so bad, Nicolas Cage is starring in a movie about it."