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Joke of the Day

"Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10."

"Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years? Because one of them dropped a nickel."

"Who is the funniest tennis player? Djokovic"

"I read to blind kids in my spare time. Their favorite book is ""2dots1dot3dots 4dots3dots 5dots2dots1dot 2dots1dot5dots."""

"While I'm shopping at Costco my kids wait by the exit and try to get adopted by a wealthy family."

"There was an explosion at a French cheese store Everywhere you looked, there was a lot of de brie."

"[dark alley] Dealer: so what you want Me: a gram [dealer opens trenchcoat, revealing multiple grandmothers]"

"Thanks for letting everyone on facebook know your phone is broken. I was already thinking about never calling or texting you anyway."

"*Shakespeare resetting his password* ""Enter new password."" Fortnight ""Your password is two weeks."""

"What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel? I've never had a lintel on my chest."