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Joke of the Day

"My parents took away my mood ring . . . . . . I don't know how I feel about it."

"Why were the camels wearing sandals? To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand? To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on."

"What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk? I freed what?"

"What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!"

"How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across Canada"

"Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged."

"A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, ""As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived."""

"There is a ""lie"" in believe, ""over"" in lover, ""end"" in friend, ""us"" in trust, ""ex"" in ""next"" & ""if"" in life."

"Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!"

"i don't always watch soft core porn, but when i do i watch XX. stay horny my friends."