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Joke of the Day
"What Is Brown and Rhymes With Snoop? Dr. Dre"
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"What do you call a cheap circumcision? Rip-off."
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"Why was the haunted mansion self conscious? Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML."
"BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you."
"What's black and blue and HATES sex? The kid in my trunk."
"We have rappers who used to be pimps and gangsters telling us not to download music because it's stealing."
"Do you like Asian Diplomacy jokes? I've been feeding the kids in my political science class a steady diet of Japanese Government jokes."
"What do you call a hooker who likes noodles? A Pastatute"
"ME: I'll have the chicken dinner. WAITER: Yes, sir. *throws corn on the floor* Here, chick chick chick. ME: *pecks at the ground* Excellent."