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Joke of the Day
"I've got a circle with a vertical line through it on my bedroom ceiling It's my hi-phi"
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"I carry two crickets around in a small box so when I say something that isn't funny I can supply my own sound effects. They get real tired."
"okay ready? What if ancient egyptians put cats on everything because they totally saw the future and they knew what the internet was about"
"What do you call a friendly helicopter? A hello-copter"
"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil... Rohypnol."
"When a woman tells me her lawn needs mowing, I get an entirely different picture in my head."
"I was nervous leaving my ex in the backyard with my wife. I'll put a patio on them later."
"Just thought of this cheesy joke... Who betrayed Cheesus Christ? Goudas."
"I'm being managed by Don King again"
"I wonder what the chimpanzee who will one day feast on your eyes and fingers is doing today."