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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between pedophiles and acne? Acne waits until you're 13."
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"STOP HITTING ON MY TWITTER CRUSH YOU... YOU... EQUALLY UNKNOWN INTERNET DUDE!"
"I just got LASIK done and I highly recommend it to everyone thinking about it. 20/20, would do again."
"Those who hesitate... masturbate"
"What is hairy and between your grandma's nipples? Her vagina"
"""Give it to me!"" she said, ""I'm so fcuking wet, give it to me right now!"" And I replied, ""Fcuk you, it's my umbrella!"
"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador."
"what's the medical term for a female-to-male gender reassignment surgery? an addadictomy"
"Close your eyes. Picture a world without hunger. Open your eyes. I ate your sandwich."
"I notice you only call when you want something Person calling: ma'am your bill is 90 days past due"