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Joke of the Day
"Why did the shark cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!"
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"Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens? Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks."
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"My dad was a construction site thief When I got home all the signs were there."
"Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !"
"What do rattlesnakes and condoms have in common? I don't fuck with either of them!"
"What did dracula say to his girlfriend when she asked about sex? ""I only do oral once a month"""
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"Statistically 9 out 11 Americans won't get this I have nothing to put here..."
"So apparently ""self-deprecating humour"" is what's popular now... And I'm really not that good at it."