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Joke of the Day

"Why did the picture go to jail? because it was framed."

"There's panic and then there's can't-find-your-tampon-string-panic."

"What is a caveman's favourite audio compression algorithm? OGG"

"What's the difference between a weatherman and an overweight doctor that handles the urinary tract? One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist."

"I've seen some bad thieves in my life before... But this one couldn't even take the cake!"

"A Blonde Jokes Two blondes (let's call them Tina and Julie) are talking. Tina: Did you know this New Year is on friday? Julie: OMG, I hope it's not on the 13th."

"People keep pushing me around and calling me lazy... I don't care what they say though this wheelchair is the best thing I ever bought!"

"A student asks another student, ""How many zeroes does your salary have?"" He responds ""One"" ""In which currency?"" ""Any :("""

"Alrighty Kids always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets and pass on those vegetables"

"Two nuns are sitting on a park bench... Two nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat runs up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun tried but she couldn't reach."