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Joke of the Day

"Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble just the answers!"

"Anal Sex is a lot like your first car You don't really want it but your step Dad gives it to you anyways."

"What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces? Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them."

"""Black Lives Don't Matter,"" Said the nihilist."

"At the grocery store, buying 6 of the same item Cashier: Are these good? Me: No. I'm buying all of them just to save others from suffering"

"Did you hear they found bones on the dark side of the moon? The cow never made it."

"I wish Candy Canes were shaped less awkward and tasted more like cocaine."

"What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party? He got the cold shoulder."

"United States: There's 5280 feet in one mile. Rest of the World: What even is that? United States: Lol, we made it up."

"Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit? Because it keeps the Doctor away!"