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Joke of the Day
"What do you do to turn off sexy Jenny? ""It may not be long, but it sure is skinny"""
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"Test results are in, you might want to have a seat ""I'd rather stand"" Are you sure? You have ""Falls Down When Gets Bad News"" disease *Thud*"
"I hired a pizza chef as my new golf coach. One way or another the dude is gonna fix my slice."
"What's a ghost's favorite type of car? A Booghati"
"In my experience, less than 40% of people wearing ""Duke"" sweatshirts are actual dukes."
"What do you call a blind asian man A blind asian man you racist shit"
"The thing about penis jokes is.. they tend to grow on you."
"What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body? I wanna Bone a part"
"[2 dogs eating dinner] ""u know Sharon, that life insurance policy u found me is great"" [stops chewing] ""why does this taste like chocolate"""
"What do cholos and female drivers have in common? When you see them rolling, you best be off the sidewalks..."