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Joke of the Day
"What do you do to turn off sexy Jenny? ""It may not be long, but it sure is skinny"""
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"What's the worst thing you could possibly hear after giving Willie Nelson a blow job? I'm not Willie Nelson."
"Why did the snowman take his pants off? Because he heard the snow blower coming."
"If you rearrange the letters of Fat Tuesday it becomes Fatty as Due. I don't know what that means but as you can tell I'm really bored."
"This kid is walking down the street. This kid is walking down the street with just a shoe on. He meets a friend who asks him: ""What happened? Have you lost a shoe?"" ""No, I found one."""
"The key to wrapping presents is to think outside the box."
"A family books a room in a hotel... ... The father goes and says to the receptionist and says I hope the pornography is disabled here and the receptionist goes its normal pornography you sick bastard."
"A wheel fell off the vegetable cart... A wheel fell off the vegetable cart. What do you need to fix it? Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)"
"The only time I've ever been a priority is when I paid extra for shipping."
"I wanted to put a pizza joke here ...but it was too saucy."