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Joke of the Day
"Say what you want about North Korea, but... something something /r/Pyongyang"
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"Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete? It's mistaken for granite."
"Two cannibals were eating a clown.... One turns to the other and asks, ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""
"Ever tried eating a clock? It's time consuming."
"Told my girlfriend she should scream out 'my god you're huge'!! at her gynaecologist appointment to freak out the others in the waiting room"
"What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common? If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over."
"Why did the chicken say, ""Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"" He was studying foreign languages."
"How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway? Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way"
"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that can read binary and those that can't."
"Is a person diagnosed with a Multiple Personality Disorder able to get a group rate from their therapist? Just asking for some friends."