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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken say, ""Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"" He was studying foreign languages."

"A drunk throws up on a dog.. And say.. ""Jesus I don't remember eating that !"""

"Them: Hi. I'm happy to meet you. Me: Hi. I'm awkward and already trying to find a way out of this conversation."

"Spoof Caller ID Call from a different number. Disguise your caller id, it's easy and works on any phone!"

"When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !"

"Holland break FIFA rules by accidentally scoring against Brazil"

"Beauty and the Beast (1991): A woman develops Stockholm Syndrome, emotionally bonding with her captor at castle furnished with singing decor"

"What did Iocaste say to Oedipus when he dropped his plate? ""You dumb motherfucker!"""

"Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ? me ?"

"What element in the Periodic Table of Elements can you not take seriously? Silly-con!"