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Joke of the Day

"It's so awkward when a man texts you to come over and you have to pretend like you weren't already inside their house."

"What is white on top and black on the bottom? Society"

"A man went to a meeting for premature ejaculators anonymous but there was no one there, he came to early."

"Someone stole my copy of Microsoft Word. Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Word, I'll track you down. You have my Word. EDIT: I saw this on /r/puns and reposted it here. I Excel at reposting."

"Did you know that if you squint at a cat and it squints back, it's the cat's way of saying ""What the f are you looking at?!"""

"""I literally died."" - white girls in heaven."

"Just saw an elderly Asian couple buying tortillas so racism is over"

"[School] Teacher: What's ur biggst fear? Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger"

"There's safety in numbers. Unless there's 6,000,000 of you. And you're all Jews."

"Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?"